This being Super Bowl week, it seems appropriate to contemplate 
a most amusing description of the quarterback from Eugene's 
"Stumping the Rocket Scientist" article, April 1997.  
http://www.jsoftware.com/jwiki/Doc/Articles/Play134 

 Now I have to apologize to readers outside of the 
 United States of America for imposing on your 
 good nature for so long, when what I was describing
 derives from the parochial form of football popular in 
 the the USA but (I believe) not well-known outside 
 that country. In that game there is a preeminent hero 
 called the quarterback. He stands behind a line of 
 seven myrmidons, the central one of which 
 (called the center), hands the ball between his legs 
 to the quarterback while in a crouching stance and 
 facing away from the quarterback.  The quarterback 
 can hand the ball in turn to one of the people 
 behind the line like himself, or can run with 
 the ball, or he can throw it forward, aiming it in 
 the direction of one of his running teammates. 
 This is called a forward pass, and it is his ability 
 to deliver forward passes so that they are caught 
 by a teammate before hitting the ground that is 
 measured by the rating system described so 
 laboriously above.

It is a cliche oft repeated by sports commentators that American
football games are won or lost by the "myrmidons", even though
it was the "preeminent hero" who gets most of the glory or blame.


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