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> > > > > > > > A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin
> > on his
> > > > > > > > face.
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> > > > > > > > "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I
> > live
> > by
> > > > > > > > the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a
> > young
> > > > > > > > woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of
> > course, went
> > > > > > > > and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to
> > cut a
> > > > > > > > long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
> > night, all
> > > > > > > > over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes
> > her on
> > > > > > > > top!"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she
> > > > > > > > pretty?"
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "I dunno, I never found her head."
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