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'Boing! Still searching for the anti...' ----- Original Message ----- From: "STEVEN LEE" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, May 03, 2002 11:15 AM Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Fw: oh dear! > > > > > > > > > > > > > A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin > > > on his > > > > > > > > > face. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well I'll tell you," replies the ugly bloke. "You know I > > > live > > > by > > > > > > > > > the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a > > > young > > > > > > > > > woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of > > > course, went > > > > > > > > > and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to > > > cut a > > > > > > > > > long story short, I scored big time! We made love all > > > night, all > > > > > > > > > over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes > > > her on > > > > > > > > > top!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Fantastic," exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she > > > > > > > > > pretty?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "I dunno, I never found her head." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ******************************************************************** > > This message has been sent via the Internet. Internet > > communications are not secure against interception or > > modification. Severn Trent Water therefore cannot > > guarantee that this message has not been modified > > in transit, and this message on its own should not be > > viewed as contractually binding. > > > > Although Severn Trent Water takes all reasonable steps to > > ensure that its systems remain free from viruses, no > > responsibility is accepted by Severn Trent Water for any > > damage caused by any viruses which may be associated > > with this message. Addressees are advised to rely on their > > own virus checking procedures. > > > > Please note that if this message or any of its attachments > > contain encrypted data (such as password protected files) > > then this data has not been scanned for viruses > > immediately prior to sending. > > > > This message and any files transmitted with it are > > confidential and intended solely for the use of the > > addressee. If you have received this message in > > error please notify the sender and destroy your > > copies of the message and any attached files. > > ******************************************************************** > > Severn Trent Water Ltd : A part of Severn Trent PLC. > > Registered in England and Wales Registration No. > > 2366686. > > Why not visit our Web Site http://www.stwater.co.uk > > > >
