Sex in the 90's by L. Itterit
I wondered if old people got together to screw, Or has it been so long that they don't know what to do, Has Alzheimer's showed up and left them perplexed, About what it feels like to have nasty sex. So I went to a rest home and found this old geezer, And I told her I'd fuck her and that I'd try to please her, I took off her diaper and I ate that bitch out, And sure as hell she liked it and boy did she shout. She told me to get naked and that she'd give me head, But 8 seconds into it her teeth fell out on the bed, She blew me with her gums and it felt kind of weird, Especially since she had grown this thick beard. So I tossed the bitch off me and I spread her legs wide, And the scent of used snatch made me want to go hide, So I took a deep breath and clenched my nose tight, Nothing would stop me from getting laid on that night. So I fucked her and it sure seemed like she was having fun, She was welping and yelling and calling me #1, But when I was through she just dropped to the floor, And I'm sorry to say that she's with us no more. Andrew Hobson website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/ email : [EMAIL PROTECTED] oh yeah
