hehehehehehehe ----- Original Message ----- From: "ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 11:48 AM Subject: [Mwnci Chat] poetry
> > > Sex in the 90's > by > L. Itterit > > > I wondered if old people got together to screw, > Or has it been so long that they don't know what to do, > Has Alzheimer's showed up and left them perplexed, > About what it feels like to have nasty sex. > > So I went to a rest home and found this old geezer, > And I told her I'd fuck her and that I'd try to please her, > I took off her diaper and I ate that bitch out, > And sure as hell she liked it and boy did she shout. > > She told me to get naked and that she'd give me head, > But 8 seconds into it her teeth fell out on the bed, > She blew me with her gums and it felt kind of weird, > Especially since she had grown this thick beard. > > So I tossed the bitch off me and I spread her legs wide, > And the scent of used snatch made me want to go hide, > So I took a deep breath and clenched my nose tight, > Nothing would stop me from getting laid on that night. > > So I fucked her and it sure seemed like she was having fun, > She was welping and yelling and calling me #1, > But when I was through she just dropped to the floor, > And I'm sorry to say that she's with us no more. > > > Andrew Hobson > website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/ > email : [EMAIL PROTECTED] > oh yeah >
