handbags at 20 paces!!

isnt it sweet!!!

----- Original Message -----
From: "OWEN MICHAEL LEONARD" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, November 22, 2002 11:49 AM
Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama


> You can't spell definitely and you can't comprehend two very simple
words -
> not interested.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Friday, November 22, 2002 11:46 AM
> Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
>
>
> now then youngster you may be some hobby bore international politician but
> that does not make you god, you have alot to learn and until you do you
are
> missy and you will clean boots.
>
> I hope thats cleared things up for you
>
>
>
> At 11:39 22/11/2002 -0000, you wrote:
> >Not interested.  Owen, O  .................. that's your total choice,
> >otherwise it's not me you're talking to.
> >
> >
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Sent: Friday, November 22, 2002 11:36 AM
> >Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
> >
> >
> >ok lenard I will call you missy instead
> >
> >missy my boots are unclean again, wash them you toad they will mot
suffice
> >a gentleman.
> >
> >
> >
> >At 11:32 22/11/2002 -0000, you wrote:
> >>No pink-eyed biatch has the right to call me by my surname...
> >>
> >>so don't.
> >>
> >>
> >>O.
> >>
> >>----- Original Message -----
> >>From: "ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >>Sent: Friday, November 22, 2002 11:26 AM
> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
> >>
> >>
> >>Shut the fuck up leonard you bastard dullard
> >>
> >>
> >>At 11:19 22/11/2002 -0000, you wrote:
> >>>Can't get any duller than dull twats who don't know how to spell
> >>>"definItely"
> >>>
> >>>:-�
> >>>
> >>>O.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>----- Original Message -----
> >>>From: "ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >>>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >>>Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 10:43 AM
> >>>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>> Definately
> >>>>
> >>>> At 09:24 20/11/2002 +0000, you wrote:
> >>>> >Dull twat!
> >>>> >At 21:16 19/11/2002 -0000, you wrote:
> >>>> >>   uh ya think!?!?
> >>>>
>>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch..........
> >>>> >>im  not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats
> >>>!!!    -----
> >>>> >>Original Message -----    From:    Jake    Halstead    To:
> >>>> >>[EMAIL PROTECTED]    Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 9:17    PM
> >>>> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
> >>>> >>   its OLD cez definately i reckon it started just    afcter
> September
> >>>11
> >>>> >>last year.       Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>> >>             [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>> >>Homepage:    http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0        ----- Original
> >Message
> >>>> >>-----      From:      Ceri-Ann      Gilbert      To:
> >>[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>> >>  Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 7:50      PM     Subject: Re:
> >[Mwnci
> >>>> >>Chat] Osama
> >>>> >>     thats an oooolllllllllllld      one!!
> >>>>
>>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch..........
> >>>> >>im      not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats
> mad!!!
> >>>> >>      ----- Original Message -----        From:        OWEN MICHAEL
> >>>> >>LEONARD        To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]        Sent: Monday,
November
> >>18,
> >>>> >>2002 12:40        PM       Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
> >>>> >>       Osama's AL QUIDA cave manners MEMO
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Hi guys.
> >>>> >>We've all been putting in long hours recently but        we've
really
> >>>come
> >>>> >>together
> >>>> >>as a group and I love that! However, while        we are fighting a
> >>>jihad,
> >>>> >we
> >>>> >>can't forget to take care of the cave, and        frankly I have a
> few
> >>>> >>concerns:
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>First of all, while it's good to be        concerned about cruise
> >>>> >missiles, we
> >>>> >>should be even more concerned        about the dust in our cave. We
> >>want
> >>>to
> >>>> >>avoid
> >>>> >>excessive dust inhalation        -- a health and safety issue -- so
> we
> >>>> >need to
> >>>> >>sweep the cave daily.        I've done my bit on the cleaning rota
> >....
> >>>> >>have you?
> >>>> >>I've posted a        sign-up sheet near the cave reception area
(next
> >>to
> >>>> the
> >>>> >>halal        toaster).
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I        do,
> >I'm
> >>>> >>trying to
> >>>> >>scare the shit out of most of the world's        population, okay?
> >That
> >>>> >means
> >>>> >>that while we're taping, please do not        ride your scooter in
> the
> >>>> >>background
> >>>> >>or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing.        Thanks.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly
> wrote
> >>>> >>"Ossy" on
> >>>> >>the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of        my
> >>Dairylea
> >>>> >>slices
> >>>> >>were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must
> >>>> >distance
> >>>> >>ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do
not
> >>>chant
> >>>> >>"Ossy
> >>>> >>Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey.        Thanks.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SHAGS DONKEYS" on
the
> >>>group
> >>>> >>toilet
> >>>> >>wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I        was
> >>>relieving
> >>>> >>myself
> >>>> >>at the edge of the mountain.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Six: The use        of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the
old
> >>>excuse
> >>>> >>that
> >>>> >>the        'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself
at
> >>the
> >>>> >>edge of
> >>>> >>the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there
is
> >>>> >  a
> >>>> >>grey area.)
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Finally, we've heard that there may be Western        soldiers in
> >>>disguise
> >>>> >>trying
> >>>> >>to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up        patrols to look
for
> >>>them.
> >>>> >>First
> >>>> >>patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul,        Akbar, and Dave.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>PS - I'm        sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my
> >>>laundry
> >>>> >>bag.
> >>>> >>Cut it        out, it's not funny anymore.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >Jordan Brown
> >>>> >[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>> >
> >>>> >
> >>>>
> >>>> Andrew Hobson
> >>>> website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/
> >>>> email : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>Andrew Hobson
> >>website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/
> >>email : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >Andrew Hobson
> >website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/
> >email : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
> Andrew Hobson
> website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/
> email : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>
>

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