ok lenard I will call you missy instead

missy my boots are unclean again, wash them you toad they will mot suffice
a gentleman.



At 11:32 22/11/2002 -0000, you wrote:
>No pink-eyed biatch has the right to call me by my surname...
>
>so don't.
>
>
>O.
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: "ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Sent: Friday, November 22, 2002 11:26 AM
>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
>
>
>Shut the fuck up leonard you bastard dullard
>
>
>At 11:19 22/11/2002 -0000, you wrote:
>>Can't get any duller than dull twats who don't know how to spell
>>"definItely"
>>
>>:-�
>>
>>O.
>>
>>
>>
>>----- Original Message -----
>>From: "ANDREW PHILIP HOBSON" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>>Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 10:43 AM
>>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
>>
>>
>>> Definately
>>>
>>> At 09:24 20/11/2002 +0000, you wrote:
>>> >Dull twat!
>>> >At 21:16 19/11/2002 -0000, you wrote:
>>> >>   uh ya think!?!?
>>> >>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch..........
>>> >>im  not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats
>>!!!    -----
>>> >>Original Message -----    From:    Jake    Halstead    To:
>>> >>[EMAIL PROTECTED]    Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 9:17    PM
>>> >>Subject: Re: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
>>> >>   its OLD cez definately i reckon it started just    afcter September
>>11
>>> >>last year.       Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >>             [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >>Homepage:    http://users.aber.ac.uk/jkh0        ----- Original Message
>>> >>-----      From:      Ceri-Ann      Gilbert      To:
>[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >>  Sent: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 7:50      PM     Subject: Re: [Mwnci
>>> >>Chat] Osama
>>> >>     thats an oooolllllllllllld      one!!
>>> >>Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobyllllantisiliogogogoch..........
>>> >>im      not insane,im perfectly normal, tis the rest of u thats mad!!!
>>> >>      ----- Original Message -----        From:        OWEN MICHAEL
>>> >>LEONARD        To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]        Sent: Monday, November
>18,
>>> >>2002 12:40        PM       Subject: [Mwnci Chat] Osama
>>> >>       Osama's AL QUIDA cave manners MEMO
>>> >>
>>> >>Hi guys.
>>> >>We've all been putting in long hours recently but        we've really
>>come
>>> >>together
>>> >>as a group and I love that! However, while        we are fighting a
>>jihad,
>>> >we
>>> >>can't forget to take care of the cave, and        frankly I have a few
>>> >>concerns:
>>> >>
>>> >>First of all, while it's good to be        concerned about cruise
>>> >missiles, we
>>> >>should be even more concerned        about the dust in our cave. We
>want
>>to
>>> >>avoid
>>> >>excessive dust inhalation        -- a health and safety issue -- so we
>>> >need to
>>> >>sweep the cave daily.        I've done my bit on the cleaning rota ....
>>> >>have you?
>>> >>I've posted a        sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next
>to
>>> the
>>> >>halal        toaster).
>>> >>
>>> >>Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I        do, I'm
>>> >>trying to
>>> >>scare the shit out of most of the world's        population, okay? That
>>> >means
>>> >>that while we're taping, please do not        ride your scooter in the
>>> >>background
>>> >>or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing.        Thanks.
>>> >>
>>> >>Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly        wrote
>>> >>"Ossy" on
>>> >>the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of        my
>Dairylea
>>> >>slices
>>> >>were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
>>> >>
>>> >>Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must
>>> >distance
>>> >>ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do        not
>>chant
>>> >>"Ossy
>>> >>Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey.        Thanks.
>>> >>
>>> >>Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SHAGS DONKEYS" on        the
>>group
>>> >>toilet
>>> >>wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I        was
>>relieving
>>> >>myself
>>> >>at the edge of the mountain.
>>> >>
>>> >>Six: The use        of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old
>>excuse
>>> >>that
>>> >>the        'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at
>the
>>> >>edge of
>>> >>the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is
>>> >  a
>>> >>grey area.)
>>> >>
>>> >>Finally, we've heard that there may be Western        soldiers in
>>disguise
>>> >>trying
>>> >>to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up        patrols to look for
>>them.
>>> >>First
>>> >>patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul,        Akbar, and Dave.
>>> >>
>>> >>Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.
>>> >>
>>> >>PS - I'm        sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my
>>laundry
>>> >>bag.
>>> >>Cut it        out, it's not funny anymore.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >Jordan Brown
>>> >[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>> >
>>> >
>>>
>>> Andrew Hobson
>>> website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/
>>> email : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>Andrew Hobson
>website : http://users.aber.ac.uk/aph0/
>email : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>
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