I don't know you guys, but this was great! Thank you, and have a great
holiday... Ed
Dale McIntosh wrote:
> GREETINGS!!!!!
> >From us ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee"), please
> accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
> low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
> solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all... and a financially successful, personally
> fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
> generally accepted calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the
> calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the
> race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
> computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
>
> By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
> * This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal
> * This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
> shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary
> rights
> of the wishor are acknowledged.
> * This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
> implement
> any of the wishes.
> * This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions
> and/or
> the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in
> certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of
> the wishor.
> * This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be
> expected
> within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one
> year
> or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first.
> * The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement
> of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of
> the
> wishor.
> * Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas",
> "Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether actual or
> fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or
> from
> them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in
> any
> referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
