- THE PLIGHT OF
- MAN
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- Why men die first .. This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries..... but, now we know.
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- If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race.......you're a male chauvinist.
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- If you stay home and do the housework.......you're a pansy.
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- If you work too hard.......there's never any time for her.
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- If you don't work enough.......you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay......this is
exploitation.
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- If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay....... you should
get off your lazy behind and find something better.
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- If you get a promotion ahead of her.......that is favoritism.
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- If she gets a job ahead of you.........it's equal opportunity.
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- If you mention how nice she looks........it's sexual
harassment.
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- If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
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- If you cry...........you're a wimp.
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- If you don't..........you're an insensitive bastard.
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- If you make a decision without consulting her............you're a
chauvinist.
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- If she makes a decision without consulting you.........she's a
liberated woman.
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- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy........that's
domination.
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- If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.
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- If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear..........you're a pervert.
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- If you don't.............you're gay.
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- If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape..............you're sexist
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- If you don't.................you're unromantic.
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- If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're
vain.
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- If you don't................you're a slob.
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- If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
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- If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
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- If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of
yourself.
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- If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
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- If she has a headache............she's tired.
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- If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
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- If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
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- If you don't...............there must be someone else.
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- Men die first because they want to
