You should send this to that guy with the wedding dress on e-Bay...
SM
On 4/27/04 3:40 PM, "Bill Lessenberry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
THE PLIGHT OF
MAN
Why men die first .. This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..... but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race.......you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework.......you're a pansy.
If you work too hard.......there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough.......you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay......this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay....... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.......that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you.........it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks........it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry...........you're a wimp.
If you don't..........you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her............you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you.........she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy........that's domination.
If SHE asks you..........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear..........you're a pervert.
If you don't.............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't...............there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to
