I saw this on another group and thought you all would enjoy it. :) Lacey
Subject: FW: Dog Heaven > > > > > >> TO: GOD:> > >> > >> FROM: THE DOG > >> > >> > >> > >> Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, > >> if ever, smell one another? > >> > >> > >> Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or > >> is it still the same old story? > >> > >> > >> Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the > >> mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the > >> rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar > >> riding around? We do love a nice ride! > >> > >> > >> Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" > >> the " Chrysler Beagle"? > >> > >> > >> Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no > >> human hears him, is he still a bad dog? > >> > >> > >> Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand > >> signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, > >> scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight > >> paths. What do humans understand? > >>> > >> Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. > > > >> Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, > >> will I have to apologize? > >> > >> > >> Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I > >> must remember to be a good dog. > >> > >> > >> 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw > it > > up. > >> > >> > >> 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just > >> because I like the way they smell. > >> > >> > >> 3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter > >> box, although they are tasty. > >> > >>> 4. The diaper pail is not a > > cookiejar. > >> > >>> 5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's > > laps. > >> > > >> 6. The garbage collector is not stealing our > > stuff. > >> > >> > >> 7. My head does not belong in the > > refrigerator. > >> > >> > >> 8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for > >> Mom's driver's license and registration. > >> > > >> 9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the > > toilet. > >> > >> 10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way > of saying > > "hello". > >> > >> 11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the > coffee > > table. > >>> > >> 12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the > house - not > > after. > >> > >> 13. I will not throw up in the > > car. > >> > >> > >> 14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my > > butt. > >> > >> > >> 15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick > >> my crotch when we have company. > >> > >> > >> 16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes > >> that noise, it's usually not a good thing. > >> > >> And, finally, My last question . > >> . . > >> > >> Dear God: When I get to Heaven can I get my > >> testicles back? > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/MJOolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> " Lets talk about our wonderful little friends! Join today! " Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
