That is absolutely fantastic! Thanks for sharing!
Elizabeth
--- On Sun, 11/23/08, OKreationz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> From: OKreationz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Subject: [Chihuahuas] HOLY PROSTITUTES JOKE
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Date: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 8:21 AM
> HOLY PROSTITUTES
> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he
> notices a sign
> out of the corner of his eye...
> it reads:
> SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 KILOMETRES
> He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives
> on without a
> second thought.
> Soon he sees another sign which reads:
> SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 5 KILOMETRES
> Suddenly he begins to realise that these signs are for real
> and drives past
> a third sign saying:
> SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> NEXT RIGHT
> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
> drive.
> On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with
> a small sign
> next to the door reading:
> SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS
> He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
> The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who
> asks, 'what may we
> do for you my son?"
> He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was
> interested in
> possibly doing business...'
> 'Very well my son. Please follow me'.
> He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
> disoriented.
> The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
> 'Please knock on this door
> .
> He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin
> cup answers the
> door...
> this nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup, then
> go through the large
> wooden door at the end of the hallway'.
> He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and
> slips through the
> door pulling it shut behind him.
> The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking
> lot facing another
> sign:
> GO IN PEACE.
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS
> SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
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