HaHa...this is funny! ----- Original Message ----- From: e holley To: [email protected] Sent: Sunday, November 23, 2008 8:40 AM Subject: Re: [Chihuahuas] HOLY PROSTITUTES JOKE
That is absolutely fantastic! Thanks for sharing! Elizabeth --- On Sun, 11/23/08, OKreationz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > From: OKreationz <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: [Chihuahuas] HOLY PROSTITUTES JOKE > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Date: Sunday, November 23, 2008, 8:21 AM > HOLY PROSTITUTES > A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he > notices a sign > out of the corner of his eye... > it reads: > SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION > 10 KILOMETRES > He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives > on without a > second thought. > Soon he sees another sign which reads: > SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION > 5 KILOMETRES > Suddenly he begins to realise that these signs are for real > and drives past > a third sign saying: > SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS > HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION > NEXT RIGHT > His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the > drive. > On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with > a small sign > next to the door reading: > SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS > He climbs the steps and rings the bell. > The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who > asks, 'what may we > do for you my son?" > He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was > interested in > possibly doing business...' > 'Very well my son. Please follow me'. > He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite > disoriented. > The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, > 'Please knock on this door > . > He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin > cup answers the > door... > this nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup, then > go through the large > wooden door at the end of the hallway'. > He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and > slips through the > door pulling it shut behind him. > The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking > lot facing another > sign: > GO IN PEACE. > YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS > SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
