Comment #112 on issue 31482 by [email protected]: Huge amount of goats
teleported
http://code.google.com/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=31482
Follow-up to comment 111
Not good. Apparently, the goats have applied for their area to be granted
an SSSI
certificate (Site of Special Scientific Interest) - it seems there are
several
breeds of goats in the herd, some of whom are endangered. If it was up to
me they'd
all be endangered with a rapid rate of extinction - they're a belligerent
lot when
there in a group.
By a bizarre quirk of the teleporter bug, Toby's great uncle on his
parents' side
got teleported in on Sunday from a mountain in Afghanistan. Oswald was as
surprised
as anyone to suddenly find himself in our office and as he hadn't been
consulted
prior to his teleportation we can't just have him escorted from the
building. In any
case, Toby lost no time in getting him union membership - and although his
application is still pending, these things generally go through on the nod,
so he
already enjoys full membership rights. TROUGH (see 111) are trying to
contact the
herd back in Afghanistan to inform them of Oswald's whereabouts.
I did manage to get some sort of concession regarding the coffee machine -
we can
use it provided we remove our shoes and socks before entering the grazing
area -
apparently the covering of feet/hooves is offensive to all but the most
liberal of
goats. Unfortunately, if their SSSI application is successful, the whole
grazing
area will have to be left "au naturelle", which will make walking across it
in bare
feet a little, how shall i put it ?....squidgy.
Thanks to Google's fix, the incoming teleportation rate has been reduced to
a
trickle.
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