Comment #117 on issue 31482 by [email protected]: Huge amount of goats
teleported
http://code.google.com/p/chromium/issues/detail?id=31482
Follow-up to comment 112.
Oswald has disappeared. Time of departure is still a little hazy, but
probably
sometime between yesterday evening and start of business this morning.
Toby's doing
his nut. Our MD got summoned to a crisis meeting with Toby this morning who
has
demanded that all Widget production be suspended until Oswald's found. The
MD wants
me to head up a joint goat/human search-coordination team. Political
fall-out from
this could be huge. Turns out, Oswald's some kind of goat diplomat and was
due to be
bleating at a conference in Afghanistan today. The fact that he was
teleported here
in the first place is embarrassing enough - that he's now missing has
started all
sorts of diplomatic rows and conspiracy theories. The Afghanistan embassy
here has
been on the phone demanding action. The ambassador has a surprisingly good
grasp of
the English vernacular, especially some of the shorter words available.
Toby's appointed a goat called Curly (apparently he has unusually straight
horns for
his breed) to act as my liaison with the goat members of the
search-coordination
team. He seems a bit more approachable than Toby, but I'm not letting my
guard down
too soon - Curly came second to Toby in the ballot so who knows what
ambitions he
might have ?
To add insult to injury, the goats have begun holding a community sing-song
round
the coffee machine on the stroke of every hour - although, they only ever
manage the
first line of "High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd" before collapsing
into
hysterical bleating. Must be some kind of in joke.
No new goats teleported here in the last 24 hours - thanks Google.
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