Thanks Mark!
Excellent solution... Number nine had me stumped a bit but I didn't have
the advantage of seeing the manual. I think I'm ready for the lab now!
Dennis
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> Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9, which is a
> trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but, what the 'ell:
> Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili manual (section c,
> paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which will put you
> over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle and club your
> fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the door so the
Bengal
> tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which requires VoIP
> configuration).
>
> Mark
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]
>
> I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who shall remain
> nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been removed as we all
> know. However an extra credit task has been added!
>
>
>
> CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning
>
> 1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present day,
> concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
> economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America,
> and
> Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.
>
> 2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a
> bottle
> of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
> been inspected. You have 10 minutes.
>
> 3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You may
> use
> any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
>
> 4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if
> this
> form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with special
> attention
> to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System. Prove your
> thesis.
>
> 5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum.
> You will find a piano under your chair.
>
> 6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional
> stability,
> degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of the following:
>
> a. Alexander of Aphrodisias
>
> b. Ramses II
>
> c. Gregory of Nicea
>
> d. Iammurati
>
> Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making
> appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
>
>
>
> CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon
>
> 7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of the
> world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
>
> 8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? Create a
> generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming an
IBM
> 3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each terminal to
> activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface and all the
> necessary control programs.
>
> 9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a
box
> on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili.
> In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
> whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify your
decision.
>
> 10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. Report
at
> length on its socio-political effects, if any.
>
> 11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your
> position.
>
> 12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of
> the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
>
> 13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance.
> Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.
>
>
>
> Extra Credit:
>
> Define the universe. Give three examples.
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