Yeah Yeah - Julian Bond, double-O 15... :-)
No, I caught it 0.71 microseconds after my brain told my finger to bend 4
degress to click to mouse button after the cursor was hanging over the send
button, but at that time it was too late.
Ole
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-----Original Message-----
From: Tom Lisa [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:27 PM
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0015???
Prof. Tom Lisa, CCAI
Community College of Southern Nevada
Cisco Regional Networking Academy
Ole Drews Jensen wrote:
...besides, 00000000 00000000 00001111 wouldn't have made it in the
box
offices...
Ole
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-----Original Message-----
From: Chuck Larrieu [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:27 AM
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obviously not. Bond had a license to kill, and used all routes to do
so.
CCIE's are only licensed to practice, and try to discover the
appropriate
routes to do so.
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf
Of
Peter Slow
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:55 AM
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Was james bond a CCIE?
-----Original Message-----
From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM
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I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
Aborigines....even though I have been studying the binary Swahili
methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines
format
will be much more challenging.
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From: Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
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Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
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You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the
2 day
lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this new
upcoming 1
day exam.
Day 1 of old exam
1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use
this and
that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are not
allowed to
use this or
that.
Day 2 of old exam
1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not
allowed to
do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are
not
allowed to use this
or that.
The instuctor was very helpful.
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) "What is this
and
that ??"
Proctor-- "I am not allowed to tell you that."
I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who
are
making the trek.
Winston.
-----Original Message-----
From: Mark & Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
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Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory,
except # 9,
which is a
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers,
but,
what the 'ell:
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the
Swahili
manual (section c,
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer,
which
will put you
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of
the rifle
and club your
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to
the
door so the Bengal
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10
(which
requires VoIP
configuration).
Mark
-----Original Message-----
From: Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
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Subject: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
[7:16960]
I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone
who
shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been
removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!
CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning
1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin
to the
present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its
social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical impact on
Europe,
Asia, America,
and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.
2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece
of
gauze, and a
bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture
until
your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.
3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room.
Calm
them. You may
use
any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
4. Create life. Estimate the differences in
subsequent human
culture if
this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier,
with
special
attention
to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary
System.
Prove your
thesis.
5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it
with
flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your chair.
6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate
the
emotional
stability,
degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of
each of
the following:
a. Alexander of Aphrodisias
b. Ramses II
c. Gregory of Nicea
d. Iammurati
Support your evaluation with quotations from each
man's
work, making
appropriate references. It is not necessary to
translate.
CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon
7. Estimate the sociological problems which might
accompany
the end of the
world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
8. Define management. Define Science. How do they
relate?
Why? Create a
generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial
decisions.
Assuming an IBM
3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and
each
terminal to
activate your algorithm. Design the communications
interface
and all the
necessary control programs.
9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle
have been
placed in a box
on your desk. You will also find an instruction
manual
printed in Swahili.
In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted
to the
room. Take
whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to
justify
your decision.
10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you.
Start
WWIII. Report at
length on its socio-political effects, if any.
11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the
validity
of your
position.
12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your
answer an
evaluation of
the impact of the development of mathematics on
science.
13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate
its
significance.
Compare this with the development of any other kind
of
thought.
Extra Credit:
Define the universe. Give three examples.
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