Heather, the job market isn't slow... it's that there's people like that
which Natasha posted about out there that we're competing with. If an
employer had to choose between someone who could pass the lab in 20 days, or
someone like you or I that would take months, if not years to do, who would
you hire?
If you and I don't pick up the pace, we'll never find jobs! (-:
-- Leigh Anne
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of
Buri, Heather L.
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 1:08 PM
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Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
Actually, I have been considering taking a couple of months off since the
market is kind of slow right now and get my M.D. Never hurts to have a
backup plan if the current career path doesn't pan out. ;-)
Heather Buri
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> From: Steve Smith [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:44 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
>
> Yeah, I'm going this weekend to do my Masters in Physics. Nothing better
> on a Saturday to do then ramp up my carrier!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:02 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
>
>
> Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
> list that you may get a kick out of.
> Name withheld of course.
> -----------------
> Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
> and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
> of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
> for your whipping?"
>
> The German responds, "I will take oil!"
>
> So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
> times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
> back, and he can hardly move.
>
> The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
> do you want on your back?"
>
> "I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
> straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
>
> "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
>
> "I'll take the Mexican."
> ------------------------------
> A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
> knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
> the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"
>
> A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."
>
> "It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
> before I call the cops!"
>
> His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
> person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
> late that night and that trucker helped?"
>
> The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
> still need a push?"
>
> "Yes," a voice replies.
>
> "Where are you?"
>
> "Over here, on the swings!"
> --------------------------------
> Now the jobs list posting...
> --------------------------------
> good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have been
> lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have finally
> decided to work and and shoot up my career.
> Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
> study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10 days
> later the lab.
> You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
> later, by Sept.15 definitely.
> I would send my resume to anybody interested.
>
> Specifications:
> Can relocate anywhere in USA.
> Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree to
> employ me and my friend both.
> Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
> ------
>
> Natasha Flazynski
> CCNA, MCSE
> http://www.ciscobot.com
> My Cisco information site.
> http://www.botbuilders.com
> Artificial Intelligence and Linux development
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