Leigh Ann, that is a good point. I could never pass the CCIE in 20 days.
Heck, I am still waiting for the "CCIE for Dummies" to get published. :-)
I needed a good laugh today and that job posting sure did it for me!
Thanks,
Heather
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Leigh Anne Chisholm [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 2:04 PM
> To: Buri, Heather L.; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
>
> Heather, the job market isn't slow... it's that there's people like that
> which Natasha posted about out there that we're competing with. If an
> employer had to choose between someone who could pass the lab in 20 days,
> or
> someone like you or I that would take months, if not years to do, who
> would
> you hire?
>
> If you and I don't pick up the pace, we'll never find jobs! (-:
>
>
> -- Leigh Anne
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of
> Buri, Heather L.
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 1:08 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
>
>
> Actually, I have been considering taking a couple of months off since the
> market is kind of slow right now and get my M.D. Never hurts to have a
> backup plan if the current career path doesn't pan out. ;-)
>
> Heather Buri
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Steve Smith [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:44 AM
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> >
> > Yeah, I'm going this weekend to do my Masters in Physics. Nothing better
> > on a Saturday to do then ramp up my carrier!
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:02 AM
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Subject: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
> >
> >
> > Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
> > list that you may get a kick out of.
> > Name withheld of course.
> > -----------------
> > Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
> > and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
> > of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
> > for your whipping?"
> >
> > The German responds, "I will take oil!"
> >
> > So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
> > times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
> > back, and he can hardly move.
> >
> > The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
> > do you want on your back?"
> >
> > "I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
> > straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
> >
> > "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
> >
> > "I'll take the Mexican."
> > ------------------------------
> > A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
> > knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
> > the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"
> >
> > A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."
> >
> > "It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
> > before I call the cops!"
> >
> > His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
> > person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
> > late that night and that trucker helped?"
> >
> > The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
> > still need a push?"
> >
> > "Yes," a voice replies.
> >
> > "Where are you?"
> >
> > "Over here, on the swings!"
> > --------------------------------
> > Now the jobs list posting...
> > --------------------------------
> > good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have been
> > lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have finally
> > decided to work and and shoot up my career.
> > Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
> > study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10 days
> > later the lab.
> > You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
> > later, by Sept.15 definitely.
> > I would send my resume to anybody interested.
> >
> > Specifications:
> > Can relocate anywhere in USA.
> > Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree to
> > employ me and my friend both.
> > Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
> > ------
> >
> > Natasha Flazynski
> > CCNA, MCSE
> > http://www.ciscobot.com
> > My Cisco information site.
> > http://www.botbuilders.com
> > Artificial Intelligence and Linux development
> > ------------------------------------------------
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