I received this yesterday from one of my puppy buyers. Even though the list is thick with excellent posts the last few days, I want to post this now before I go out of town. Enjoy. Ellen Poti Avia CavaliersDear Tech Support: > > Recently I purchased and installed Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0. I > soon > noticed that this program appears to have numerous glitches. For > instance, > everytime my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. > Many > times I've been in the middle of writing an important document and a > window > will flash telling me to run Take for Walk 2.0. This program also > contained > applications I did not wish to install, such as Pooper Scooper 8.5, and > Shedding Hair 9.4. Applications such as Vacation 2.7 and Free Time 10.1 > can > no longer run, crashing whenever selected. Possibly the worst is that > Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0 has attached itself to > programs like Finance Manager and MS Money, with folders added such as > "Entry Fees" and "Puppy Toys". Periodically, I'll get a reminder > telling me > to send a check to the manufacturer of Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0 > for > the aforementioned items. I have tried to uninstall Cavalier King > Charles > Spaniel 1.0 numerous times but when I try to run the uninstall program, > I > get warning messages telling me that a deadly virus known as "Dog Show > Withdrawal" will infect my > system. > > Please Help!!!!! > > THE REPLY: > Dear User, > Your complaint is not unusual. A common misconception among users is > that Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0 is a mere "utilities and > entertainment program." > > It is not - it is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its' creator to > run > everything! A warning will soon be imprinted on the box. Since you have > already installed Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0, here are a few tips > on > how to make it run better. If you are annoyed by the applications Feed > 5.3 > and Water 7.1, you may run C:\HIRE HELP, however this will cause another > > folder to be added to financial applications, labelled "Staff". Failure > to > send payment to "Staff" will result in Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1 being run > again on start-up. > A note of caution: NOT booting up your computer for several days isn't > the > solution to avoiding Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. You will find that, when > you > boot up your computer again, a nasty virus called "Barking and Howling > 4.2" > will have attached itself to important > documents and the only way to rid your computer of "Barking and Howling > 4.2" > is by purchasing and installing "Vet 10.1", which we admit is extremely > expensive but crucial. Otherwise, "Barking and Howling 4.2" will cause > irreversible damage to the operating system. > Finally, it is important that you run C:\Milk Bones and C:\Tummy Rubs on > a > fairly regular basis to keep the application running smoothly. If you > have > any more questions, please call our toll free number. > > Sincerely, > Tech Support > > > > > > >
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