Dear Norman and Ellen

Thank you for posting the "Tech Support" piece.  It brought us great joy at
a difficult time.

Patty


> I received this yesterday from one of my puppy buyers.  Even though the list
> is thick with excellent posts the last few days, I want to post this now
> before I go out of town. Enjoy.
> Ellen Poti
> Avia CavaliersDear Tech Support:
>>
>> Recently I purchased and installed Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0. I
>> soon
>> noticed that this program appears to have numerous glitches. For
>> instance,
>> everytime my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1.
>> Many
>> times I've been in the middle of writing an important document and a
>> window
>> will flash telling me to run Take for Walk 2.0. This program also
>> contained
>> applications I did not wish to install, such as Pooper Scooper 8.5, and
>> Shedding Hair 9.4. Applications such as Vacation 2.7 and Free Time 10.1
>> can
>> no longer run, crashing whenever selected. Possibly the worst is that
>> Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0 has attached itself to
>> programs like Finance Manager and MS Money, with folders added such as
>> "Entry Fees" and "Puppy Toys".  Periodically, I'll get a reminder
>> telling me
>> to send a check to the manufacturer of Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0
>> for
>> the aforementioned items. I have tried to uninstall Cavalier King
>> Charles
>> Spaniel 1.0 numerous times but when I try to run the uninstall program,
>> I
>> get warning messages telling me that a deadly virus known as "Dog Show
>> Withdrawal" will infect my
>> system.
>>
>> Please Help!!!!!
>>
>> THE REPLY:
>> Dear User,
>> Your complaint is not unusual. A common misconception among users is
>> that Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0 is a mere "utilities and
>> entertainment program."
>>
>> It is not - it is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its' creator to
>> run
>> everything! A warning will soon be imprinted on the box. Since you have
>> already installed Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 1.0, here are a few tips
>> on
>> how to make it run better. If you are annoyed by the applications Feed
>> 5.3
>> and Water 7.1, you may run C:\HIRE HELP, however this will cause another
>>
>> folder to be added to financial applications, labelled "Staff". Failure
>> to
>> send payment to "Staff" will result in Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1 being run
>> again on start-up.
>> A note of caution: NOT booting up your computer for several days isn't
>> the
>> solution to avoiding Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. You will find that, when
>> you
>> boot up your computer again, a nasty virus called "Barking and Howling
>> 4.2"
>> will have attached itself to important
>> documents and the only way to rid your computer of "Barking and Howling
>> 4.2"
>> is by purchasing and installing "Vet 10.1", which we admit is extremely
>> expensive but crucial. Otherwise, "Barking and Howling 4.2" will cause
>> irreversible damage to the operating system.
>> Finally, it is important that you run C:\Milk Bones and C:\Tummy Rubs on
>> a
>> fairly regular basis to keep the application running smoothly. If you
>> have
>> any more questions, please call our toll free number.
>>
>> Sincerely,
>> Tech Support
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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