Couldn't resist -- now I know why my dogs tilt their head to the side when they look at me -- they think I'm an idiot...
DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. 3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!! 4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like kitty litter smells?) 5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me sniff all the bushes. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. 7. Yelling at me for rubbing my bottom on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth -- you're just jealous. 10. Dog sweaters. Hello -- Have you noticed my fur? 11. Any grooming that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 12. When you pick up my piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? 13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back there. 14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. Wow -- You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the most "intelligent species" on Earth! 15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on doing this? To my knowledge, very few dogs have solved the VISIBLE fence problem, yet! ========================================================= "Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
