WAY, WAY TO FUNNY. I LOVE THE TOOTH BRUSH ISSUE. THANKS FOR SHARING.
LINDA ----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, April 15, 2002 11:34 PM Subject: [CKCS-L] Dog Humor -- Off topic, but very funny > Couldn't resist -- now I know why my dogs tilt their head to the side when > they look at me -- they think I'm an idiot... > > DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS > > 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. > > 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. > > 3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!! > > 4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything > while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little > like kitty litter smells?) > > 5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me sniff all the bushes. Exactly > whose > walk is this anyway? > > 6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. > > 7. Yelling at me for rubbing my bottom on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? > > 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I > haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. > > 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth -- > you're just jealous. > > 10. Dog sweaters. Hello -- Have you noticed my fur? > > 11. Any grooming that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew > your stuff up when you're not home. > > 12. When you pick up my piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind > schedule that puts me? > > 13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I > freak out everytime we go back there. > > 14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. Wow -- You fooled a dog! What a > proud > moment for the most "intelligent species" on Earth! > > 15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on doing this? To my knowledge, > very few dogs have solved the VISIBLE fence problem, yet! > > ========================================================= > "Magic Commands": > to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL > to start it up gain click here: > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL > > E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. > Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html > > All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author. > ========================================================= "Magic Commands": to stop receiving mail for awhile, click here and send the email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20NOMAIL to start it up gain click here: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]?body=SET%20CKCS-L%20MAIL E-mail [EMAIL PROTECTED] for assistance. Search the Archives... http://apple.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ckcs-l.html All e-mail sent through CKCS-L is Copyright 2002 by its original author.
