GREAT QUOTES!:

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his tongue." -Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful." -Ann Landers

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went." -Will Rogers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face."  -Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." -Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andrew A.Rooney

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare.  And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man
has ever made." -M.Facklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love
and hate." -Sigmund Freud

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
-James Thurber

I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl." -Penny Ward Moser

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult." -Rita Rudner

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." -Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a
can.  That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstei



Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth!" - Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein

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