There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the
sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a
string behind it, when he comes up to the doorstep of a house
of ill repute. He knocked on the door, and the madam came to
answer it, saw him and asked what he wanted. He said he
wanted what she was selling inside, had the money to buy it,
and wasn't leaving until he got it. She thought she would
have some fun with him, so she told him to come in.
Once he got in, she told him to pick one of the girls he
liked; he asked her if any of the girls had any diseases, and
of course the madam said no. He had heard all the men were
talking about having to go to the hospital and get shots after
making love with Mable, and that was the girl he wanted, and
that he had the money to pay for it.
The madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first room on
the right. So he headed down the hall dragging the frog behind
him. Ten minutes later he came back down still dragging the
frog. He paid the madam, and picked up his wagon and headed
out the door, at which time the madam stopped him and asked
him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place with
a disease, instead of one of the others.
He said: "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
mother and father are going out to a restaurant to eat,
leaving me at home with a baby- sitter. When they leave, I am
going to make love to the baby-sitter who happens to be fond
of little boys, and give her the disease I just caught. When
mom and dad get home, dad will take the baby-sitter home, on
the way, he will make love to her, and he will catch it. When
dad gets home, he and mom will go to bed, they will make love,
and mom will catch it. In the morning when dad goes to work,
the milkman will deliver the milk, and he will make love to
mom, and he will catch it, and he is the son-of-a- bitch that
ran over my FROG...
