Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an > ambulance... > > Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a > skating rink... > > Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, > and a diet coke... > > Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the > pens > to the counters... > > Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the > driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... > > Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then > have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want > to > talk to in the first place... > > Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in > packages of eight... > > Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process > so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning > "blood-sucking creatures"...
