Colext/Macondo
Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior
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Como dicen en inglischchch: Fool me once; it's your fault. Fool me twice,
it's my fault. Como quien dice: La primera vez me engañan por confiado; la
segunda por bobo; la tercera por BOBOOOO!!
Entonces voy a hacer una egsaminación a nivel IQ30: Cuáles sentencias son
falsas:
a) 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13
b) 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14
c)1, 11, 3, 4, 9, 6, 14
d) Todas las que siguen
e) Ninguna de las que siguen
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Quien conteste todo bien, puede pasar al nivel IQ40. Nos vemos en la
próggsima eggsaminación.
PANG=======P.S. Si hay una difrienzie hestatistika sicnificante entre el
totsal de contestant@s y el numbero de l@ ke franchutean el espikoanglese,
el prggsimo lo traduzquezco al cristiano
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Thieves mistakenly break into sperm bank and consume 'vanilla pudding'
they find there.
Mailings from an organization called the 'Internal Revenue Service' are a
scam.
Little Billy Evans needs your help to obtain a real body to replace the
burlap sack full of leaves that now serves as his trunk.
It's time for another Internet cleaning!
According to a study published in The England Journal of Medicine,
"ogling women's breasts is good for a man's health."
President Clinton has ordered a recall of Massachusetts commemorative
quarters because they feature a portrait of a minuteman holding a gun.
Harry Potter books are sparking a rise in Satanism among children.
The U.S. is about to surrender its sovereignty to the United Nations, and
other assorted political calamities.
Zero Population Movement terrorists have boobytrapped toilets in men's
washrooms.
A distant relative of Al Gore or Hillary Clinton was a horse thief and a
train robber.
Election Day is being split across two separate days because of an
anticipated heavy voter turnout.
Nostradamus predicted that December 2000 would see "the village idiot
will come forth to be acclaimed the leader in the home of greatest power."
Dick van Dyke's real name is Penis van Lesbian.
A web site demonstrates the technique for making bonsai kittens.
A date rape drug called "beer" is used by female sex predators preying on
men in bars.
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