Colext/Macondo
Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior
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Perdón! no quise decir "sentencias;" quise decir "Oraciones" Eskese
espanglischch es contagioso...
PANG===(:O(=
----- Original Message -----
From: "PANG2001" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "ColExt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2001 7:05 PM
Subject: Colext: Eggsamnaishions
> Colext/Macondo
> Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior
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>
> Como dicen en inglischchch: Fool me once; it's your fault. Fool me twice,
> it's my fault. Como quien dice: La primera vez me engañan por confiado; la
> segunda por bobo; la tercera por BOBOOOO!!
>
> Entonces voy a hacer una egsaminación a nivel IQ30: Cuáles sentencias son
> falsas:
>
> a) 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13
> b) 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14
> c)1, 11, 3, 4, 9, 6, 14
> d) Todas las que siguen
> e) Ninguna de las que siguen
>
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> Quien conteste todo bien, puede pasar al nivel IQ40. Nos vemos en la
> próggsima eggsaminación.
>
> PANG=======P.S. Si hay una difrienzie hestatistika sicnificante entre el
> totsal de contestant@s y el numbero de l@ ke franchutean el espikoanglese,
> el prggsimo lo traduzquezco al cristiano
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>
> Thieves mistakenly break into sperm bank and consume 'vanilla pudding'
> they find there.
> Mailings from an organization called the 'Internal Revenue Service' are
a
> scam.
>
> Little Billy Evans needs your help to obtain a real body to replace the
> burlap sack full of leaves that now serves as his trunk.
>
> It's time for another Internet cleaning!
>
> According to a study published in The England Journal of Medicine,
> "ogling women's breasts is good for a man's health."
>
> President Clinton has ordered a recall of Massachusetts commemorative
> quarters because they feature a portrait of a minuteman holding a gun.
>
> Harry Potter books are sparking a rise in Satanism among children.
>
> The U.S. is about to surrender its sovereignty to the United Nations,
and
> other assorted political calamities.
>
> Zero Population Movement terrorists have boobytrapped toilets in men's
> washrooms.
>
> A distant relative of Al Gore or Hillary Clinton was a horse thief and
a
> train robber.
>
> Election Day is being split across two separate days because of an
> anticipated heavy voter turnout.
>
> Nostradamus predicted that December 2000 would see "the village idiot
> will come forth to be acclaimed the leader in the home of greatest power."
>
> Dick van Dyke's real name is Penis van Lesbian.
>
> A web site demonstrates the technique for making bonsai kittens.
>
> A date rape drug called "beer" is used by female sex predators preying
on
> men in bars.
>
>
>
>
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