The reason why people download so much Metalica songs with Napster is
simple: "Metallica" is the only word that immediately pops into your
mind, when you're thinking about what you should download with the
program. Although you try hard to come up with some other artist
names, METALLICA overruns them immediately.
I was going to search for some Stan Getz bossanova classics, but
immediately after I had launched Napster, the only song I could think
of was "Enter Sandman".
I'm sure that all those Metallica joke sites are actually run by
Metallica. Very clever way to keep the name of the band in people's
mind all the time. And have you noticed that every TV serial theme
song seems to contain parts of Metallica tunes in them? You haven't?
Well, listen more carefully next time! I'm sure you'll notice the
same, if you just concentrate well enough.
There are also one frame long hidden messages in movies with the one
word, METALLICA, across the whole screen! You can't find the message
on the video versions of the films, because they edit the material
before putting the movie on the VHS cassette.
Even this message is just a part of the big conspiracy organized by
Metallica: the only thing I can think of anymore is METALLICA. I just
had to write this and tie all you to the conspiracy network...
... I ... just ... can't... understand... why ... they're ... doing
... this... to ... me....
METALLICA! METALLICA! METALLICA! METALLICA! TEMALLICA! LLAACEMIT!
CEALALITM! CTHULHU F'TANGH! I�! I�! I� CTHULHU!
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