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To leave Commie, hyper to
http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html
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Am I the only one who sees a huge opportunity for a zero-budget Ö-class cult
movie here?
The story:
The Russian space station MIR crashes to Earth and brings mutated mold
fungus to the Earth. The mutated fungus endures radiation, can eat even
titanium and can't be killed by any known means. When the fungus reacts with
ocean water (during the crash), it starts to spread all over the globe in
incredible speed.
Meanwhile in Britain, a stock of mad cows has escaped their execution. They
have no hope of surviving, but (because they're just stupid cows - and mad
ones) they run like maniacs towards a cliff over ocean beach. All the cows
fall to the sea...
... just to meet the Space Fungus. When the mutated fungus gets into the
brains of mad cows, this'll turn the animals to... The Super-Mad Cows.
Super-Mad Cows want to destroy the universe. They'll start by trying to
devastating the Earth. And...
... hmmm.... Never mind.
---> Jarmo Lundgren
Multimediatsaari
Helsingin Sanomat, Verkkoliite
p. 09-1227555 / 040-5345868
