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To leave Commie, hyper to
http://commie.oy.com/commie_leaving.html
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>Am I the only one who sees a huge opportunity for a zero-budget Ö-class cult
>movie here?
Frankly, my dear, yes. =)
>The story:
>
>The Russian space station MIR crashes to Earth and brings mutated mold
>fungus to the Earth. The mutated fungus endures radiation, can eat even
>titanium and can't be killed by any known means. When the fungus reacts with
>ocean water (during the crash), it starts to spread all over the globe in
>incredible speed.
>
>Meanwhile in Britain, a stock of mad cows has escaped their execution. They
>have no hope of surviving, but (because they're just stupid cows - and mad
>ones) they run like maniacs towards a cliff over ocean beach. All the cows
>fall to the sea...
>
>... just to meet the Space Fungus. When the mutated fungus gets into the
>brains of mad cows, this'll turn the animals to... The Super-Mad Cows.
>
>Super-Mad Cows want to destroy the universe. They'll start by trying to
>devastating the Earth. And...
>
>... hmmm.... Never mind.
You scare me.
