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I sure hope this is a sick, sad joke. This is the most awful shite I've read
thru for a long long time.
Apart from stupid paranoia there were some errors in it too. I think that
the most hilarious argument
was the "Peel session" -name for a record, which obviously refers to child
molesting.......
I bet that John Peel would like to see this.
Also, the name of their recent ep is "In a beautiful place out in the
country" not , "In a van out in the country"
The stupidity of human beings never stops amazing me.
Antti
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> caught this off the acid jazz-list. most hilarious paranoidic stuff
since..
>
> i can't even remember..
>
> > PARENTAL ACTION ALERT
> > -------- ------ -----
> >
> > - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) -
> > PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE IF YOU LOVE YOUR CHILDREN
> > - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) -
> >
> >
> > TARGET: BOARD OF CANADA
> >
> > Dear readers,
> >
> > Thanks to the diligent efforts of renowned European researcher
> > Dr. P. Cevallos, a new threat to our children's lives and futures has
> been
> > unearthed. The purpose of this letter is to educate parents around the
> > world so they can take action against this menace, before it does more
> > harm!
> >
> > Perhaps you have heard the sounds of popular musical rock group
> > "BOARD OF CANADA" coming from your child's bedroom? Well you better
> take a
> > closer listen (and look!).. because this music is the music of
> PEDOPHILES!
> >
> > Pick up a copy of their latest CD, "MUSIC HAS THE RIGHT TO CHILDREN",
> and
> > the evidence is clear:
> >
> > * The title itself: Music (ie, the musicians) have the right to
> children.
> > YOUR children! Who knows where they will strike next to get at your
> > precious youngsters?
> >
> > * The cover depicts a group of FACELESS children. As any art historian
> > will tell you, whenever children or women are depicted without faces,
> it
> > is a clear indication of sexual desire and objectification on the part
> > of the artist, reducing the subject to a mere "body without a face", in
> > other words, a receptacle for sexual outlet only.
> >
> > It's also quite possible that the children on the cover are recent
> > victims of their sick desires, placed unidentifiably on the cover as
> > "trophies" to show other pedophiles. On the internet, pedophiles
> > regularly place hidden "marks" or "counters" on their pages to indicate
> > how many children they've preyed on.
> >
> > Ask yourself this: if they're not pedophiles, why didn't they show the
> > children's faces?
> >
> > * The CD is a light blue color, a color usual associated with YOUNG
> BOYS!!
> >
> > * The titles, which include red flags like "TELESCOPIC WORKSHOP",
> > "SIXTYNINE", "DO THE WHIRL", "PETE STANDING ALONE", all explicit
> > references to the disgusting acts they wish to perform. We can only
> pray
> > to God that young Pete was returned safely to his parents and not cut
> > into pieces and buried out behind the big barn.
> >
> > * The music itself is hypnotizing and bizarre, perfect for lulling
young
> > children into a trance-like state. In some songs, the sounds of
> children
> > speaking and laughing can be heard. In one song in particular
> > ("AQUARIUM", what pedophile wouldn't like to keep children in their
> > homes as some people keep fish?), the word "orange" is repeated and
> > followed by the laughter of children. How many times has your precious
> > child been offered an orange or other treat in return for some "special
> > photographs"? This song is nothing but an instruction manual for child
> > abusers!
> >
> > The last song on the CD has a haunting voice talking about
> > constitutional rights and obscenity. Only perverts and smut-peddlers
> > need to hide behind this kind of drivel, so don't fall for it! No one
> > has the constitutional right to offend another person, especially not
> > CHILD MOLESTERS!
> >
> > The most horrible discovery we made was the song "ROYGBIV" (the Danish
> > for "child"). Using sophisticated audio analyis software, we were able
> > to detect PENIS-SHAPED sound-waves coming from stereo!! These horrible
> > phallic waves of audio energy are directed right at the level necessary
> > to probe and fondle innocent young bodies.
> >
> > * Other Board of Canada album titles are equally frightening: "IN A VAN
> > OUT IN THE COUNTRY", "PEEL SESSIONS" (a nickname often used by
> > pedophiles for the nude sessions they hold with young children).
> >
> > If you're not convinced, just take a look at more evidence:
> >
> > * Board of Canada are from the UK, a hotbed of pedophilic activity
> > (recently a group of doctors was arrested when it became known that
> they
> > regularly touched children while supposedly treating them for disease!)
> >
> > * Most pedophiles own CD players and can easily get access to Board of
> > Canada material.
> >
> > * There could be other negative effects too: fully 50% of children who
> > listened to Board of Canada score BELOW the median level in school.
> >
> > * On an internet bulletin board called IDM (we're not sure what that
> > stands for), pedophiles often gather to discuss techniques of luring
> > children with music. For example here are two actual submissions to
> this
> > bulletin board (warning they may SHOCK you!!)
> >
> > #1
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> ?
> >
> > You know I think a lot of BOC's formula for making those
> > sounds sort of triggers this " I feel like going for,
> > a kid around five or so,
> > milk that shit for all its worth.
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> >[idm] Are Boards of Canada pedophiles? READ!
> >
> > Are you kidding!?
> > Boards of Canada (especially M.H.T.R.T.C.) to me seems
> > to be good time music...
> > encourage the listener to
> > captured,
> > CHILDREN!! HINT HINT....there is a message here...it
> > says loud and clear,
> > CHILDREN!!!!
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > So if you're a parent and you care about your children like all parents
> do,
> > TAKE ACTION!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY all Board of Canada CDs and records, and
> > install filtering software on your PC so your children can't download
> > so-called illegal "MP-3" files! They may contain viruses that send your
> > address and phone number to pedophiles and other predators!
> >
> > - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) -
> > DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!!!
> > - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) - ( - ) -
>
>
>
>
> help save the youth of america
> --
> Heikki Kiviluoto -> ddr rhythm
>
>
>
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