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... because there are visualisations of leviation in the film. Not 
Bible-compatible. Also lots of "foul language", and even "somebody touching 
mom's backside" - whatever that means. Incest anal sex, maybe?

BTW, the most usual phrase this fellow uses in his reviews is "I am not 
going to get into a debate about...". Well, hell, let's not debate! Let the 
clean Faith purify us instead!

BTW2, this bloke uses a Mac for writing these reviews:

>User-Agent: Microsoft-Outlook-Express-Macintosh-Edition/5.02.2022

What a shame! Anyway, here's the (edited and Evilly shortened) Christian 
Analysis of "E.T.: THE EXTRATERRESTIAL, 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL":

>*E.T.: THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL (1982), 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL* (PG) -- The
>language and attitude are still there ... at least the guns are gone.
>
>Analysis Date: March 22, 2002
>
>NOTE: If Scriptural references appear in the text of the Summary/Commentary
>section, the full verse(s) appear(s) at the end of the Summary/Commentary,
>likely in a mix of KJV and NIV.
>
>SUMMARY/COMMENTARY
>
>Distributed by: Universal Pictures
>Director: Steven Spielberg
>Producers: Steven Spielberg, Kathleen Kennedy, Melissa Mathison
>Written by/Screenplay: Melissa Mathison
>Cinematography/Camera: Allen Daviau
>Music: John Williams
>Edited by: Carol Littleton
>Special Effects by: Gary Crawford, Dale L. Martin, Andrew Miller, Steven
>Willis (E.T. operator), Robert E. Worthington
>
>
>He's ba-ack.  the lovable and cuddly, "squashed" E.T. (Pat Welsh, Debra
>Winger) from 1982 is back.  There are some things different in this 2002
>replay of the famous 1982 blockbuster.  It is amazing what you can remember
>from twenty years ago. The language and attitude are still there -- the five
>uses of middle school locker room language, the adolescents yelling at their
>mother, ignoring her, lying to her, sneaking out, etc. and another trying to
>touch her posterior.  At least the guns are gone.  The scene of the
>government agent cocking a shotgun is gone.  The guns of the agents at the
>blockade have been replaced with walkie-talkies.  Nice touch.  There is some
>new stuff such E.T. taking a dip in the bathtub, and the spaceship's
>propulsion turrets now have an aura bubble under them them instead of beams
>of light.  And there is a lot more footage of E.T. being chased by the
>science team.

<plot summary snipped>

>E.T. shares a variety of new things with the kids, including his power to
>levitate.  I am not going to get into a debate about the evilness of
>levitation.  Many of you will remember His wisdom though me that the source
>of the power determines its holiness, not the user nor its use.  As in
>*Marry Poppins* there was nothing sinister or evil about the use of
>levitation. For all we know it could have been a gift from God.

(...)

>There are many things that happen between the highlights I gave you.  If you
>have not seem E.T.: The Extraterrestrial and wish to do so, you will see
>that all I have given you will not spoil the movie for you.  But if you do
>decide to take your kids with you, note that there are a number of foul
>words spoken by Michael [Titus 2:6-8].  Also note that one of the boy guests
>tried to touch mom's backside [Ruth 2:9, 15].  And there were many of the
>typical adolescent issues of other forms of arrogance and rebellion [Is.
>30:1].  While containing a decent "message" of kindness to strangers, the
>ignominious content may have an impact as well on the coping skills and
>behavior mechanics of your little ones, which includes at-home teens [1 Cor
>15:33].
>

(...)

>*******
>
>FINDINGS
>
>Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
>o  brother holding sister to shut her up
>o  leaving a seven year old girl alone in the house
>o  riding a bike of the edge of a cliff
>o  breaking and entering
>o  boy our all night alone
>o  adolescent trespassing
>o  home invasion by science team
>o  car theft with endangerment
>o  running from police
>
>Impudence/Hate (I)
>o  young boys ignoring guardian's commands
>o  potty talk
>o  foul insult by adolescent
>o  five uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary by an adolescent
>o  lying about illness to manipulate and deceive
>o  adolescent yelling at and arguing with mom
>o  mischief by adolescent
>
>Sex/Homosexuality (S)
>o  adolescent trying to inappropriately touch adult woman
>
>Drugs/Alcohol (D)
>o  smoking
>o  drinking beer
>
>Offense to God (O)
>o  five uses of God's name in vain without the four letter expletive, thrice
>by an adolescent and twice by an adult
>
>Murder/Suicide (M)
>o  none noted
>
>SCORING DISTRIBUTION
>
>*E.T.: The Extraterrestrial, 20th Anniversary Special* (PG) earned a CAP
>Final score of 83 out of 100 points.   Following are the scores in the six
>CAP Investigation Areas (out of a possible 100 points each) and the examples
>per hour:
>
>Investigation Area scoring:
>-------------------------
>Wanton Violence/Crime:  74, with 4.7 examples per hour
>Impudence/Hate:  62, with 6.8 examples per hour
>Sex/Homosexuality:  97, with 0.5 examples per hour
>Drugs/Alcohol:  91, with 1.1 examples per hour
>Offense to God (occultism, satanism, etc.):  77, with 2.6 examples per hour
>Murder/Suicide:  100, with 0.0 examples per hour
>
>CAP ID (Influence Density)
>------------------------
>0.30
>
>*******
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