Tig wrote: > Ok I will bite :) > > Q: Why did OM cross the road? > A: To get to another toolkit :) > > Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb? > A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because at a later > date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring in a new lightbulb > holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, meanwhile the engineering team > has > realized that this will only run green floodlights and has started rewiring > the > whole house.. :) The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date > :) > > Please not this is not a cue for a thread on lightbulb analogies :) > > Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and OM user? > A: The OM user has to flash more often :) > > Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko? > A: Because they had not read: > a) the wiki > and > b) the topic > > As then they would know you slide your finder up on the keyboard to get > the > numbers to enter your sim pin. > > I will be here all week, try the salad :) > > Regards (apologies for posting via gmane moving e-mail around) > > > Hehe, love the lightbulb one!
Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner? A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs your work Knock, Knock Who's There? A Neo User A Neo User Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac? A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up! Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger" And I've saved my favorite for last: Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner? A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls. ;) -Dale (All in good fun) _______________________________________________ Openmoko community mailing list email@example.com http://lists.openmoko.org/mailman/listinfo/community