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I have read all the posts and have also talked to some pilots who fly
these
airplanes. After digesting all this information, I think I have the
solution
to the problem that is not too expensive and will still work.
The first objective is to find a way to bring the airliner and the
passengers back to the ground safely. (Please note that I did not include
the hijackers in this list)
To accomplish this goal there must be a SAFE and inaccessible bulkhead
between the flight deck and the passenger compartment. We all seem to
agree
on that.
The entire airplane is pressureized, so we cannot simply cut off the
oxygen
supply to the passenger compartment without effecting the flight deck.
Therefore, we have to work around that.
My solutions is SIMPLE. The pilots compartment has two special masks that
they use and their own oxygen supply. At the same time, (our chemists in
this country can surely come up with this next material) the pilot opens a
valve and EVERYBODY in the passenger compartment goes to sleep for about
one
hour.
The only problem that remains is these terrorists were hell bent on
flying.
However, they have probably never soloed. That does NOT meet FAA regs! Now
we give them their first solo flight.
At the rear of the aircraft is a small "solo booth". The flight officer
flies the airplane and the pilot goes back and fills out a solo flying
certificate and sticks it in their pockets. (this to meet FAA regs of
course) Now he dumps the terrorists, one at a time, into the solo booth,
closes the door and calls the copilot to press the "solo button".  The
floor
opens and HE SOLOED!
After all the garbage has been removed form the passenger compartment, the
captain resumes his position as PIC and continues on to his destination.
The
very worst the passengers may have is a headache. (The airline will pass
out
asprin for free)
Now there are those who would say, the terrorists are already knocked out,
why not just land? Well that is NOT an option because there will be a long
line of lawyers waiting in line to defend them. This will take ten years
of
our hard-earned tax dollars for one thing. The other is that they will be
placed in prison for the rest of their lives (Three square meals a day,
health care, Color TV, Air Conditioning, exercise time, clean showers and
linens etc. at the cost of $80,000 per year each.)
Now don't think this solution is funny. I AM DEAD SERIOUS! It is possible
to
implement these changes at the least possible cost. Yes, the liberals and
lawyers may cry FOUL! However, the Captain is the FINAL athority aboard
his
ship. If he wants to sign off their solo flight, he has the athority to do
so!
George Frebert







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