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I believe you've disregarded safety.

The 20' safety cord should be wrapped around the testicles before soloing.

Tom Garden
N2415H
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From: G/F Alon S/N149 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Tuesday, September 18, 2001 10:05 AM
Subject: [COUPERS-TECH] Hijack solution


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> I have read all the posts and have also talked to some pilots who fly
these
> airplanes. After digesting all this information, I think I have the
solution
> to the problem that is not too expensive and will still work.
> The first objective is to find a way to bring the airliner and the
> passengers back to the ground safely. (Please note that I did not
include
> the hijackers in this list)
> To accomplish this goal there must be a SAFE and inaccessible bulkhead
> between the flight deck and the passenger compartment. We all seem to
agree
> on that.
> The entire airplane is pressureized, so we cannot simply cut off the
oxygen
> supply to the passenger compartment without effecting the flight deck.
> Therefore, we have to work around that.
> My solutions is SIMPLE. The pilots compartment has two special masks
that
> they use and their own oxygen supply. At the same time, (our chemists in
> this country can surely come up with this next material) the pilot opens
a
> valve and EVERYBODY in the passenger compartment goes to sleep for about
one
> hour.
> The only problem that remains is these terrorists were hell bent on
flying.
> However, they have probably never soloed. That does NOT meet FAA regs!
Now
> we give them their first solo flight.
> At the rear of the aircraft is a small "solo booth". The flight officer
> flies the airplane and the pilot goes back and fills out a solo flying
> certificate and sticks it in their pockets. (this to meet FAA regs of
> course) Now he dumps the terrorists, one at a time, into the solo booth,
> closes the door and calls the copilot to press the "solo button".  The
floor
> opens and HE SOLOED!
> After all the garbage has been removed form the passenger compartment,
the
> captain resumes his position as PIC and continues on to his destination.
The
> very worst the passengers may have is a headache. (The airline will pass
out
> asprin for free)
> Now there are those who would say, the terrorists are already knocked
out,
> why not just land? Well that is NOT an option because there will be a
long
> line of lawyers waiting in line to defend them. This will take ten years
of
> our hard-earned tax dollars for one thing. The other is that they will
be
> placed in prison for the rest of their lives (Three square meals a day,
> health care, Color TV, Air Conditioning, exercise time, clean showers
and
> linens etc. at the cost of $80,000 per year each.)
> Now don't think this solution is funny. I AM DEAD SERIOUS! It is
possible
to
> implement these changes at the least possible cost. Yes, the liberals
and
> lawyers may cry FOUL! However, the Captain is the FINAL athority aboard
his
> ship. If he wants to sign off their solo flight, he has the athority to
do
> so!
> George Frebert
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