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I believe you've disregarded safety. The 20' safety cord should be wrapped around the testicles before soloing. Tom Garden N2415H ----- Original Message ----- From: G/F Alon S/N149 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, September 18, 2001 10:05 AM Subject: [COUPERS-TECH] Hijack solution > ----[Please read http://ercoupers.com/disclaimer.htm before following any advice in this forum.]---- > > I have read all the posts and have also talked to some pilots who fly these > airplanes. After digesting all this information, I think I have the solution > to the problem that is not too expensive and will still work. > The first objective is to find a way to bring the airliner and the > passengers back to the ground safely. (Please note that I did not include > the hijackers in this list) > To accomplish this goal there must be a SAFE and inaccessible bulkhead > between the flight deck and the passenger compartment. We all seem to agree > on that. > The entire airplane is pressureized, so we cannot simply cut off the oxygen > supply to the passenger compartment without effecting the flight deck. > Therefore, we have to work around that. > My solutions is SIMPLE. The pilots compartment has two special masks that > they use and their own oxygen supply. At the same time, (our chemists in > this country can surely come up with this next material) the pilot opens a > valve and EVERYBODY in the passenger compartment goes to sleep for about one > hour. > The only problem that remains is these terrorists were hell bent on flying. > However, they have probably never soloed. That does NOT meet FAA regs! Now > we give them their first solo flight. > At the rear of the aircraft is a small "solo booth". The flight officer > flies the airplane and the pilot goes back and fills out a solo flying > certificate and sticks it in their pockets. (this to meet FAA regs of > course) Now he dumps the terrorists, one at a time, into the solo booth, > closes the door and calls the copilot to press the "solo button". The floor > opens and HE SOLOED! > After all the garbage has been removed form the passenger compartment, the > captain resumes his position as PIC and continues on to his destination. The > very worst the passengers may have is a headache. (The airline will pass out > asprin for free) > Now there are those who would say, the terrorists are already knocked out, > why not just land? Well that is NOT an option because there will be a long > line of lawyers waiting in line to defend them. This will take ten years of > our hard-earned tax dollars for one thing. The other is that they will be > placed in prison for the rest of their lives (Three square meals a day, > health care, Color TV, Air Conditioning, exercise time, clean showers and > linens etc. at the cost of $80,000 per year each.) > Now don't think this solution is funny. I AM DEAD SERIOUS! It is possible to > implement these changes at the least possible cost. Yes, the liberals and > lawyers may cry FOUL! However, the Captain is the FINAL athority aboard his > ship. If he wants to sign off their solo flight, he has the athority to do > so! > George Frebert > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________________ > Send a cool gift with your E-Card > http://www.bluemountain.com/giftcenter/ > > > > > ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?bz8Sid.bAhN69 Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
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