I don't frequent mailing lists where this kind of crap is slung around. Especially when the offense was obviously unintentional.
This probably doesn't mean anything to you guys, but if this keeps up I am outta here. If you guys feel like flaming someone, please do it privately. --fj >For information purposes only. Not meant for the casual, innocent >reader. > >I've just learned that my email box has been full for more than 24 >hours, and consequently I've been unable to accept any new mail during >this time. All of this is owing to the Luddite who, unable to see >beyond the end of his/her nose, saw it fitting to clutter the Internet >with an unsolicited, lengthy email attachment. Thanks a lot you >ignorant, minion-minded nincompoop. Someone should dope slap you on the >old noggin, you imbecile. What a schmuck you are. How on earth is it >that someone with such an eency-beency bit of sense actually manages to >earn a pilot's license? > >Least my email shocks your consciences, and you now see it fitting to do >this again in retaliation, BEWARE! New email legislation now in force >is lying-in-wait for you. It is now a crime to intentional interfere >with one's email ability. In other words, now that you are officially >on notice, go ahead and do it again, MORON! I'm not sure if the RICO >laws apply here (I'd have to check), but if they do, violation of this >statute may subject your Ercoupe to seizure (you know how the government >is these days). > >Finally, just in case you haven't been able to comprehend this missive >in its entirety (after all, you really can't be very bright), here's the >translation: > >Never, ever send attachments to a mailing list!!!! If you want to send >us a picture of your new grand-daughter's cat, ASK FIRST! And then send >only to those who request. Otherwise, post your stuff on the Web and >send only the URL That's waht the WWW is for. It's a lot less >band-width intensive. > >Finally, you owe some of us an apology for your egregious behavior. >It'd be comforting to know that you're still capable of learning a few >things, as it would be to know that we'll be able to read our email >without interference in the future. > > >______________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com Finn ("Vote Falstaff/Belch in 2000") John [EMAIL PROTECTED] "Had we but World enough, and Time, This Gard'ning, Lady, were no Crime. Thou would'st lounge, and say which way To mould and sculpt the earth and clay. I with spade in blistered hand Would gouge up dirt at thy command And fetch thee lemonade. I would Plant six begonias really good For, lady, you deserve this state, Nor would I toil for a lesser rate. But at my back I always hear My comfy chair and ice-cold beer..." --"To his Brown-Thumbed Mistress" (With profound apologies to Andrew Marvell)
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