For information purposes only.  Not meant for the casual, innocent 
reader.

I've just learned that my email box has been full for more than 24 
hours, and consequently I've been unable to accept any new mail during 
this time.  All of this is owing to the Luddite who, unable to see 
beyond the end of his/her nose, saw it fitting to clutter the Internet 
with an unsolicited, lengthy email attachment.  Thanks a lot you 
ignorant, minion-minded nincompoop.  Someone should dope slap you on the 
old noggin, you imbecile.  What a schmuck you are.  How on earth is it 
that someone with such an eency-beency bit of sense actually manages to 
earn a pilot's license?

Least my email shocks your consciences, and you now see it fitting to do 
this again in retaliation, BEWARE!  New email legislation now in force 
is lying-in-wait for you.  It is now a crime to intentional interfere 
with one's email ability.  In other words, now that you are officially 
on notice, go ahead and do it again, MORON!  I'm not sure if the RICO 
laws apply here (I'd have to check), but if they do, violation of this 
statute may subject your Ercoupe to seizure (you know how the government 
is these days).

Finally, just in case you haven't been able to comprehend this missive 
in its entirety (after all, you really can't be very bright), here's the 
translation:

Never, ever send attachments to a mailing list!!!!  If you want to send 
us a picture of your new grand-daughter's cat, ASK FIRST!  And then send 
only to those who request.  Otherwise, post your stuff on the Web and 
send only the URL  That's waht the WWW is for.  It's a lot less 
band-width intensive.

Finally, you owe some of us an apology for your egregious behavior.  
It'd be comforting to know that you're still capable of learning a few 
things, as it would be to know that we'll be able to read our email 
without interference in the future.


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