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I've just learned that my email box has been full for more than 24 hours, and consequently I've been unable to accept any new mail during this time. All of this is owing to the Luddite who, unable to see beyond the end of his/her nose, saw it fitting to clutter the Internet with an unsolicited, lengthy email attachment. Thanks a lot you ignorant, minion-minded nincompoop. Someone should dope slap you on the old noggin, you imbecile. What a schmuck you are. How on earth is it that someone with such an eency-beency bit of sense actually manages to earn a pilot's license? Least my email shocks your consciences, and you now see it fitting to do this again in retaliation, BEWARE! New email legislation now in force is lying-in-wait for you. It is now a crime to intentional interfere with one's email ability. In other words, now that you are officially on notice, go ahead and do it again, MORON! I'm not sure if the RICO laws apply here (I'd have to check), but if they do, violation of this statute may subject your Ercoupe to seizure (you know how the government is these days). Finally, just in case you haven't been able to comprehend this missive in its entirety (after all, you really can't be very bright), here's the translation: Never, ever send attachments to a mailing list!!!! If you want to send us a picture of your new grand-daughter's cat, ASK FIRST! And then send only to those who request. Otherwise, post your stuff on the Web and send only the URL That's waht the WWW is for. It's a lot less band-width intensive. Finally, you owe some of us an apology for your egregious behavior. It'd be comforting to know that you're still capable of learning a few things, as it would be to know that we'll be able to read our email without interference in the future. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
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