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Here's a chuckle for all you gals JoeC > > >Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - >train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, >gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, >and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape >of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally. > >Think about it. > >Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery >shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men >in turbans tremble. We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die >to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, >if they haven't left us already. And for those of us who are single, the >prospect >of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being >struck by lightning. > >We have nothing to lose. > >We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and >the >grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. >We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no >food >at all! We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, >hardware stores, or sporting events....finding bin Laden in some cave will >be >no problem. > >Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, >please... >we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families >at Thanksgiving dinners for years.....we understand tribal warfare. > >Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is >for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. >We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it....with or >without >the government's help! > >Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we >crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. I'm going >to write my Congresswoman. You should, too! > > > > > > > ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?aVxiLm.aVzvvT Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
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