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You forgot one important item. The Taliban women would join you in a heartbeat! George Frebert On Thu, 25 Oct 2001 12:56:07 -0700, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > ----[Please read http://ercoupers.com/disclaimer.htm before following any advice in this forum.]---- > > Here's a chuckle for all you gals > > JoeC > > > > > >Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - > >train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, > >gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, > >and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape > >of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally. > > > >Think about it. > > > >Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery > >shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men > >in turbans tremble. We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die > >to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, > >if they haven't left us already. And for those of us who are single, the > >prospect > >of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being > >struck by lightning. > > > >We have nothing to lose. > > > >We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and > >the > >grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. > >We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no > >food > >at all! We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, > >hardware stores, or sporting events....finding bin Laden in some cave will > >be > >no problem. > > > >Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, > >please... > >we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families > >at Thanksgiving dinners for years.....we understand tribal warfare. > > > >Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is > >for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. > >We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it....with or > >without > >the government's help! > > > >Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we > >crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. I'm going > >to write my Congresswoman. You should, too! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________________ Send a cool gift with your E-Card http://www.bluemountain.com/giftcenter/ ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?aVxiLm.aVzvvT Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================
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