Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach and picks it up ... 
suddenly a female genie appears from the bottle. 
Master, I may grant you one wish." says the genie with a smile. 
"Hey, ... don't you know who I am ... I don't need no woman give me 
nuttin!" barks Rodman.  The genie pleads..."But Master I must grant you a
wish or I will be 
returned to this bottle forever." 
Dennis thinks a moment ... then grumbling about the 
inconvenience of it all.... he says "Ok, ok ... I wanna wake up with three

women in my bed in the morning. So just do it!" (giving the genie an evil 
glare) "Now leave me alone!" he screams.
So the annoyed genie says "So be it!", and disappears back into the
bottle. 
Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary 
Clinton. His manhood is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health 
insurance.

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