lol... sounds like a posting from thedailywtf.com....

David Tinker wrote:
> Some time ago I read something similar that was for real. A dude wrote
> a utility to crack the password protection on spreadsheets for an
> early version of Excel (or maybe it was zip files, whatever). It was
> almost instant and his customers felt ripped off. So he put in a
> little busy comand line anamation and made it take several seconds :)
>
> On 7/4/07, Fritz Meissner <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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>> The return of BOFH for the new millenium ............
>>
>>
>> On 04/07/07, Fritz Meissner <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote:
>>     
>>> The title says it all; I've been greatly amused today reading his column
>>>       
>> in the java performance tuning newsletter... but can it possibly be real? It
>> reads like a combination of Dilbert and Adrian Mole's diary.. for instance:
>>     
>>> June 6. It's not a myth. Well not any more. Did you ever hear about the
>>>       
>> enterprise system which the developers put in pauses so that they could take
>> them out later to make the system faster? Actually, the way I hear it is
>> that they anticipated that as the system scaled up, the load would increase
>> and slow the system down, so they put in configurable sleep statements that
>> slowed the system when they first deployed. Then, when it started getting
>> loaded, they wound down the sleeps. Apparently, they kept the system running
>> at roughly the same performance even after it went to full company-wide
>> release. I always thought this was yet another urban myth. But now I've
>> implemented the myth. Yes, my code tweaks way exceeded my 50% target
>> speedup, so I added in sleep code. That way, next time I come to tune, I can
>> either speedup the system real quick (and look so good), or take my time and
>> doodle. Had to put the sleeps into the monitoring code so that no one else
>> finds them, but that's good, one nice central place.
>>     
>>> ..that's from one of his earlier entries. I guess I should be thankful
>>>       
>> that this doesn't sound like anything I've encountered yet.
>>     
>>> Does anyone else know anything more about this guy?
>>>
>>> Fritz
>>>
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