clint wages wrote:
> One Sunday morning Chelsea burst into the living quarters
> at the White House and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great
> news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in
> Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt."
> After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I
> have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married
> a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered
> much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with
> women a lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, and I'm
> afraid you can't marry him."
> Chelsea was heart-broken. After eight months she eventually
> started dating again. A year later she came home and very
> proudly announced, "Robert asked me to marry him! We're
> getting married in June."
> Again her father insisted on another private conversation
> and broke the sad news. "Robert is your half-brother too,
> honey. I'm awfully sorry about this."
> Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother
> with the news. "Dad has done so much harm.. I guess I'm never
> going to get married," she complained.
> "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my
> half-brother." Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any
> attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father.
>
>
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