-Caveat Lector-

SEER FORESEES SERIOUS SIGHTS
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(CNNS, 01/19/99) -- The seer assembly line continues to churn out
prophecies of various types.   This  news service is reluctant to
pass along the latest mumbo-jumbo, this time from  Gordon-Michael
Scallion;  on  the other hand, by documenting the latest from the
current crop of seers their predictions can later be evaluated.

Today, the reigning Rasputin, Gordon-Michael  Scallion,  appeared
on  the  Roseanne  show, on the NBC network.  CNNS took notes and
will,  for  historical  purposes,  relay  Scallion's  predictions
below.  This is done  in  the  hope  that  any  fake seers in the
assembly line of seers can be more easily dethroned,  by  showing
how they are frequently wrong.

A  note on the Roseanne show:  she seems like a nice lady, but is
caught up in  the  Hollywood  mileau.   Roseanne  says she's been
studying the Kabbala, which is the latest fashion in Tinsel Town.
Roseanne alluded to her hope that the women are taking over.  Not
known is what portion of her viewership is women, but  presumably
that  viewership  is  primarily  members  of  the  fair sex.  Mr.
America:  while you are out there  busting your ass, your wife is
being propagandized by afternoon talk shows.

Roseanne's show had footnotes  on  various  Scallion  predictions
later proven correct but did not have mention of Scallion misses.
In  a past issue of Conspiracy Nation [CN 12.20], released during
the summer of 1998,  we recorded Scallion's then-predictions, for
example the following gem:

  ** "I'm quite certain  we're  going  to  see  major,  MAJOR
  quakes -- greater than  7.0  --  in  the United States this
  summer [1998.]" -- Gordon-Michael Scallion:  w-r-o-n-g.


Today, Scallion prognosticated as follows:

** Scallion's "Future Map  Of  The  United States" was shown.  He
predicts there will be "earth  changes,"  and  that  western  and
eastern  portions  of  the  U.S.  will be submerged.  Previously,
Scallion's map  had  a  time  frame  of  1998-2001  for the earth
changes.  Now, that time frame has been  expanded  to  1998-2012.
Is business booming for Mr. Scallion? "Profits of doom?"

** The United Kingdom, France, Holland, and northern Europe  will
be  submerged,  predicts  Scallion.   It's not known whether this
includes Finland.

** We think of earthquakes of  magnitude 8 or so; "start thinking
of quakes of magnitude 10, 12, or 15,"  says  the  Cagliostro  of
Catastrophe.

**  "We  haven't been able to get together collectively, to solve
[environmental problems] so nature is going to take over and will
do it for us [i.e. solve environmental problems.]" An increase in
"erratic weather" is  predicted.   The  year 1999, says Scallion,
will be an "8" on a 1-to-10 scale of weather severity.

** On the Y2K problem, Scallion says it's a real problem but  not
too major in the First World.  On a scale of 1-to-10, he rates it
a  "3"  in severity.  The Third World, however, will be much more
affected by Y2K, according to  the  balding, goateed guide to the
future.

** The economy will accelerate in 1999,  he  says,  but  at  some
point  there  will  be  a "major correction," on the level of the
1929 stock market crash.

** Pope John Paul II will die this year, foresees the far-sighted
futurist,  and he will basically be the last Pope.  The next Pope
will be "olive skinned,"  probably  an  Italian, but will rule as
part of a tribunal.

** By about the  year  2002,  we  will  be  able to look back and
distinguish that 1999 was the tenuous beginning of World War III.
This world war, says Scallion, will be a European  war  and  will
not  spread  to  the  United  States.  It will begin with Turkey,
Yugoslavia, and Italy and will  be "basically a religious war, an
attempt for global domination."  At least one  of  the  religions
involved  will  be  a  new  religion,  unknown  or unperceived at
present.   In  the  purportedly  imminent  World  War  III,  both
biological and nuclear weapons will be used.

** According to Scallion, the current impeachment trial  of  Bill
Clinton  is  the  start  of  a  major phase of change in the U.S.
political structure.   We  are,  says  the  Nineties Nostradamus,
going  back   to   "13   colonies,"   which   implies   a   major
de-centralization of government.

** We are going to turn blue, to an extent,  but  this  will  not
homogenize  the  races;  rather,  the races will have blue tints.
Our DNA is about to be  significantly  altered and we will take a
"quantum leap" as a species.  Our dreams will become  more  lucid
and Scallion urges we pay more attention to our dreams.


Sherman Skolnick, chairman of the public interest research group,
Citizens' Committee To Clean Up The Courts, has many files in his
office.  One file is named  by  him, "Profits of Doom."  Skolnick
purposely mis-spells "prophets" as "profits" -- it's  his  little
joke.   It is likely that Mr. Scallion and other current stars of
the prophecy circuit can be  filed away, under "Profits of Doom."
Time will tell.

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