They're not Grimm's Fairy Tales but, what the hey! Enjoy Hilary Together We Create Heaven on Earth [EMAIL PROTECTED] -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Monday, December 14, 1998 4:15 PM Subject: Fwd: Books children will never see..hysterical:-) >>From a web friend>>>>>>> >
> > Children's Books You'll Never See: > > > > > > "You Were an Accident" > > > > "Strangers Have the Best Candy" > > > > "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" > > > > "Some Kittens Can Fly!" > > > > "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" > > > > "Sally Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" > > > > "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild > > Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" > > > > "All Dogs Go to Hell" > > > > "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" > > > > "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" > > > > "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" > > > > "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" > > > > "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" > > > > "Bi-Curious George" > > > > "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" > > > > "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" > > > > "You Are Different and That's Bad" > > > > "Dad's New Wife Timothy" > > > > "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games" > > > > "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Your Household Pets" > > > > "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad" > > > > "The Tickling Babysitter" > > > > "Babar Meets the Taxidermist" > > > > "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" > > > > "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables" > > > > "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's > > Purse" > > > > "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy" > > > > "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will" > > > > "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead" > > > > "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary > > School" > > > > "Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear" > > > > > >
