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the same ilk; and for these reasons, my child you must die.
[EMAIL PROTECTED],Internet writes:
>The Bill of Common Sense Rights
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
>everyone
>get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep
>our
>nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of
>debt-free
>liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try
>one
>more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the
>terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional and other liberal, commie, pinko
>bedwetters.
>
> We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people were
>confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of
>No
>Rights.
>
>ARTICLE I:
>You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other form of
>wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is
>guaranteeing anything.
>
>ARTICLE II:
>You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
>freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! You may
>leave the
>room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the World
>is
>full of idiots, and probably always will be.
>
>ARTICLE III:
>You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
>screwdriver in
>your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to
>make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
>
>ARTICLE IV:
>You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most
>charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but
>we are
>quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of
>professional couch potatoes.
>
>ARTICLE V:
>You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but
>from
>the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in health care.
>
>ARTICLE VI:
>You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap,
>rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest
>of us
>want to see you fry in the electric chair.
>
>ARTICLE VII:
>You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat
>or
>coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised
>if the
>rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't
>have the right to a big-screen color TV or a life of leisure.
>
>ARTICLE VII:
>You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in
>foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive
>governments
>and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like.
>However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to
>spend
>so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military
>uniform and a funny hat.
>
>ARTICLE VIII:
>You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want all of you to have
>one,
>and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take
>advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid
>before you to make yourself useful.
>
>ARTICLE IX:
>You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you
>have
>the right to pursue happiness - which by the way, is a lot easier if you
>are
>unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those of you
>who
>were confused by the Bill of Rights.
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