-Caveat Lector- "Ric Carter" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Prudence L. Kuhn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: > > > >> >Weeelll, after long deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that > >> >the nation's, not to say the world's, perhaps even the galaxy's, prob- > >> >lems, can be directly (or indirectly) traced to the pernicious and > >> >surprisingly widespread practice of allowing marriage between differ- > >> >ent sexes. > > > >> Remember, marriage --marriage to anyone or anything-- is the number one > >> cause of divorce, and therefore, of broken families and all the human > >> woes caused by that ... > >> And let us not forget that the number one cause of death --ultimately > >> responsible for ALL deaths, I hear on good authority-- is sex, leading > >> to the victim's conception. > > > >Lovely funny. Prudy > > The solution is obvious: sex with animals, sex with machines, sex with > aliens. I'm reminded of a poster picturing a dog humping a human's leg, > with the caption, SAFE SEX. But even animals and aliens can carry some > nasty pathogens, so we're left with: sex with machines. Teledildonics. > Hermitage. Remember: hell is other people. > I am reminded of the instrumentalist who was asked why he put a condom over the mouthpiece of his saxophone. He replied that he was practicing safe sax... Bob ================================= Robert F. Tatman [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Remove "nospam" from the address to reply. NOTICE: In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, this material is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for research and educational purposes. For more information go to: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml POSTING THIS MESSAGE TO THE INTERNET DOES NOT IMPLY PERMISSION TO SEND UNSOLICITED COMMERCIAL E-MAIL (SPAM) TO THIS OR ANY OTHER INTERNET ADDRESS. RECEIPT OF SPAM WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE NOTIFICATION OF THE SENDER'S ISP. ____________________________________________________________________ Get your own FREE, personal Netscape WebMail account today at http://webmail.netscape.com. DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
