-Caveat Lector- In a message dated 99-06-07 17:08:27 EDT, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: >I am reminded of the instrumentalist who was asked why he put a condom over >the mouthpiece of his saxophone. He replied that he was practicing safe sax... Whether one's choice is polygamy or monogamy, there's always a risk. But luckily for narcissistic yuppie control-freaks --whose criteria for the ideal partner are so high, only one person (themselves) can meet them-- there's the option of AUTOGAMY -- a TRULY "exclusive" relationship. AKA "abstinence." (Yeah, right ... No witnesses, anyway!) (Hey, when I was minoring in Human Sexuality Studies in rabidly PC San Francisco State University, masturbation was officially categorized as a form of "having SEX." Heterosexual intercourse was rated a poor third after homosexuality and "self love." Such a tedious and complicated business, y'know, having to deal with someone so different from oneself as to qualify as the OPPOSITE sex ... O tempore, O more.) BTW, if those who espouse <g> abstinence practiced what they preach, and if those who don't MIND it didn't breed, it'd go a long way toward cleaning up the gene pool ... DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
