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[EMAIL PROTECTED] (Hyperion Systems) wrote:
> In article <7mqk5c$129$[EMAIL PROTECTED]>,
> Frank Schnabel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> >With this posting, I think I'm the first to claim publicly that
> >JFK's plane was shot down by a UFO. I have to do this because,
> >if I don't, someone else will.
>
> Oh brother. Everyone knows it was the Mafia.
Possibilities:
1) X-wave experiments at Montauk went wild, same as with TWA-800.
2) Navy missile tests off Long Island went awry, as with TWA-800.
3) PLO assassins targeted the wrong plane again, as with TWA-800.
4) The ghost of Mary Jane Kopechne arose from the dead for revenge.
5) Vengeful Protestant god blasted another favorite of Virgin Mary.
6) All-devouring Poseidon reached out for reasons unknowable to us.
7) Clinton moved to prevent JFK Jr. / Jesse Jackson Jr. alliance.
8) Clinton moved to prevent JFK Jr. challenge to Hillary campaign.
9) JFK Jr. suicided as flesh-eating bacteria devoured his brain.
A) JFK Jr. suicided as Carolyn learned of affair with Lauren.
B) Autopilot failed at climax of John-Carolyn-Lauren 3-way.
C) Lauren was targetted because of shady financial dealings.
D) Carolyn was targetted after crossing ex-boss Calvin Klein.
E) John was targetted for not collaborating with Rupert Murdoch.
F) All were targeted for not switching to AT&T Long Distance.
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