-Caveat Lector-
Ladies and gentlemen on the ctrl list: I am asking for your
help. I received this post today from E Mael. I have not had
any contact with this person since the time he/she was thrown
off the list. I believe this person thinks I am the reason they
are no longer able to post to this list. What made him/her send
this to me today is unknown to me as I have had absolutely no
contact with him/her.
After reading this post, you will see that this is a very scary
individual. I feel he/she should be kicked off the internet,
if such a thing can happen, but don't know who to contact. If
you have any suggestions for me, please let me know. Thank you
very much for any help or assistance you can give me. Day
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> From: E Mael <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: hi hairball
> Date: Friday, July 30, 1999 3:19 PM
>
> You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You
> worthless
> bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of
> a
> boot with the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that
> won't
> go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer on the lips than be seen with you.
>
> You are a fiend and a sniveling, back-boneless coward, and you have bad
> breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for
> knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody
> nardless
> newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic
> cloacal parasitic pond scum. And I wish you would go away.
>
> You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
> deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
> weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
> revulsion,
> a putrefaction, a big suck on a sour lemon with a lime twist.
>
> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly
> with
> the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An
> insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-
> drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in
> regret
> for what they had done.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
> you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very
> thought
> of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You
> are
> vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, a ferment,
> the
> dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
> If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.
> Try
> to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress
> us
> with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be
> available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
>
> You snail-skulled little twit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its
> beak
> into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly
> before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your
> ignoble
> blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite,
> foolish beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
> and
> profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys
> look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. Your hand even
> refuses
> autoerotism. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and
> lost
> in a land that reality forgot.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of
> unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold
> that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more
> weight
> than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting
> for
> the bite of the snake?
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
> obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
> emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease,
> you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
> deficient
> in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You
> are
> dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
> unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
> Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the
> stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-
> stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even
> the
> neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can
> escape.
> Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury
> stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits
> in a
> year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our
> universe can really be this stupid.
>
> Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of
> stupid.
> Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be
> beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This
> is
> an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again
> for
> a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant
> questions
> and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of
> your
> drivel.
>
> The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away
> most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.
> Your
> attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really,
> stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly
> effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write,
> spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary
> skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has
> an
> easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are
> "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.
> If I
> had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post.
> It
> just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicapped
> space.
> I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles
> that seem to be placing such a demand on you (like passing gas, for
> instance).
>
> In short, if I traded you for shit, I would lose the container I brought
> you
> in. Otherwise, have a good day.
>
> "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters
> will
> eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the
> Internet,
> we know this is not true."
>
> -- Robert Wilensky, University of California
> whew!!
>
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